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[christmas elf eCard/Game]

A great Christmas game

Very good game! Great graphics, highly addictive, repetitive but tolerable Xmas music.... and it even satisfied my office-girl-snowball-pee fetish!!!
If you ever decide to rework this game, the only sugestions I can make are:

1) Add a few new music loops

2) Add some sort of penalty for constantly defending

3) Add a few more animations and possibly include secret characters or a story mode

If this was just a holiday office card however (which I assume it was,) fantastic grade A++ work!

[Mad Libs 5]

Pretty Funny....

I'm sorry Jesus and I broke your Footstool. We were raped in the Secret Lair when it suddenly went 'KA-FAGGO!'! We will pay you to have it fixed by rimming your bitch. I can't wait to see you next year at Bank Holiday!

Love, Sparkles

[DragRacer]

A very nice game.. but the soundtrack is weak!

Nice concept. A fun and entertaining game. You should reduce the initial cash amount though. It would be nice to have to earn a Porche rather than buy one outright.

Also, include a hillbilly-style music track. It is drag racing after all... I'd suggest "Sado-County Auto Show" by the Cramps. Gimmie that redneck vibe for a tricked-out mediocre car drag.

Ortherwise, this is a very good game.